a man returning home with his salary,is lured to spend entire money on party with friends.
late night when he gets back home,is greeted by his wife,a lot of thundering,scoffing,etc goes on,
suddenly the wife says ok,if u don't see me for five days in a row,how will you feel.
man says it will be great for me.
he didn't see her next day,again did not see the next to next day too.
then again another day passed without seeing her,
she was real word keeper. again he didnot see her next day too.
then another day passed without seeing her,
from the sixth day only it was that he was able to see a little bit from left eye only.

parrot

A man amazed to see a parrot strapped to seat next to him while flying.
he ordered a cup of coffee.
Parrot:bring me a peg of whiskey fast.you fool.
Stewardess hurries and gets whiskey for parrot but forgets the coffee.
parrot clears it in a gulp.
Man reminds her of coffee order.
Parrot thunders again :make another whiskey fast you idiot.
Stewerdess runs fast but again forgets the coffee and brings the whiskey.
Man is annoyed and tries the parrot formula
Bring coffee fast you idiot or i'll kick you.
Two heavy stewards come up and throw both parrot and the man out of the plane from emergency window.
While they are falling down the parrot says to the man : being a man of species who cannot fly you complain way too- too much man.

FORESIGHT

A snail starts climbing an apple tree,bird watches and starts mocking him,
No apples man,
Snail: There will be by the time i get there.

Imagine

I was amazed to see a man smoking cigarette,while listening to a sermon at church, i was so spellbound that the beer bottle slipped my hand and shattered into pieces.

Guided Meditation for Weight Loss

ANCIENT KEY TO DIVINITY

ANCIENT KEY TO DIVINITY
I wish to embark upon an effort, a small one, for sharing my thoughts,experience,etc.
and be guided by my friends on my journey ahead.I see everyone as my friend and sincerely thank everyone.
with warm regards.
Pramod Lohia

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